It helps that I can be extremely… persuasive…. when necessary.
Dear concerned civilian,
We at the Avengers mansion do our best to treat each and every one of our supporters with kindness and respect, however, I cannot say that the majority of us share the same gratitude as I…
I apologize in advance if our Hawk decides to make a nest out of your, uh, misconstrued letters.
Dear fellow citizens,
We’re sorry to say that we must close our mailbox temporarily due to the large influx of fanmail as of late. We will do our best to answer all of your fond messages and questions in a timely manner. Thank you for your patience.